Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
