One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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