Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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