Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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