I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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