just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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