if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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