if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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