Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
organizing the empties. That sober.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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