Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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