Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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