Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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