Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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