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(248): View more from Michigan

Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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(510): View more from California

well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen

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(469): View more from Texas

you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can

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(712): View more from Iowa

He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.

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(914): View more from New York

hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early

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(619): View more from California

Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

you missed a good time last night.

(410): View more from Maryland

you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.

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(949): View more from California

Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again

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