We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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