When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I cut my penus on the lid.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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