They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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