can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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