I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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