And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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