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Banned from zoo.
Again?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize