"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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