Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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