I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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