Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
