We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Randomize
