the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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