Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
worst night to have a conscience
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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