playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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