I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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