Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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