You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
operation have a gay friend backfired
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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