butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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