4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Alive.
So much puke
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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