If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My dick has a subreddit
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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