Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I deserve this hangover.
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