yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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