that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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