why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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