You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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