omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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