She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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