People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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