the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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