Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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