I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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