So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize
