You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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