butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
