My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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