Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
whose parrot is this?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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