Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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