...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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