He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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