I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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