Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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